I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN HORSE
is this really max davis' horse?
Anonymous

duh

MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 6)

So I’m heading back to my stable, and all I here coming from this mansion is orgasms upon orgasms emitting from the bodacious, amative, admiringly arousing Amber Rose. Max’s orgasms sounds like he’s yelling HTML code.

He scream:

"<font color equals pound sign efff me efff effff me>"

" i’mma bouta java script dat asss up"

and then when he’s done, he says, "Baby, I think I need a <br>"


I’m just disappointed that Amber would do Kanye like dat. It’s all good doe. Because you know what happened next already. She wiff dat Wiz Khalifa now so it’s all good. 

Yeah, it’s all good.

…PART 7 TO BE CONTINUED.

horses can't talk.
Anonymous

stfu bitch

are you and max still friends?
Anonymous

we half-bitches

you are one attractive horse
Anonymous

awn. you my bitch.

who is your current owner?
Anonymous

i’m a free bitch right now. but i hope to find one in the future. i will just BLOG about it when it happens.

My BACKGROUND STORY (PART 5)

I said to him, “Look bitch, Kanye never did anything to you, why you hate him?”

Max said, “I hate him because back in 2008 he didn’t incoporate my in his 808’s and Heartbreak album.”

I said, “BITCH, you better recognize what you have. You have an amazing life, and it will be amazing even if you were on his album”

Max said, “True. Oh man, oh god. I feel bad for him now, just look at his career, the new reports are going to be all over him.”

I said, “Well you know, it is what it is. What’s done is done.”

Max said, “True bitch. Now get outta da house. I have Amber Rose coming over later and I don’t want her to see your ugly bitch ass.”

*before I could say anything, Max had already pushed my big ass outta his big ass door.*


but if i could have said something, it would have been,

BITCH, YOU JUST APOLOGIZED ABOUT DOIN’ KANYE WRONG, NOW YOU GOT HIS BITCH IN DIS HOUSE.”


fuck you Max. ..you’re wrong. just plain wrong.

…..PART 6 CONTINUED LATER

mr. bitch
Anonymous

i love you bitch.

bitch
Anonymous

stop bitchin