I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN HORSE
excuse me bitch, what is your POV on Kanye West?
Anonymous

dats Mr. bitch you bitch.

i love dat bitch Kanye. we be bitches.

do you like max davis?
Anonymous

fuck dat bitch

MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 4)

So, while I was chillin in da modafockin mansion watching T.V.,

DIS BITCH MAX is still yelling at the Plasma screen sayingto me, 


"Y’know what I did right?"

I said, “No, what did you do bitch?”

He said, “Before the show, I told Kanye to get on the stage and interrupt whoever won if it wasn’t Beyonce.”

I said, “Why did you tell him to do that?”

He said, “Because bitch. The bitch is going to be up there on the stage lookinf dumb as fuck.”

I SAID, “MAXXX WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE DAMN FUCKIN CUNT FUCK ON THE BITCH FUCK CUNT FUCK MAX….

…that was wrong of you.”

He said, “Well I never really liked that bitch anyway…”

fuck you max.

…PART 5 TO BE CONTINUED


MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 3)

"MY BITCH KANYE!" exclaimed Max.

I said, “Max, don’t call him your bitch.”

Max replied, “I cal everyone my bitch, BITCH!”


and from that moment on, Max and I were bitches.

…Part 4 TO BE CONTINUED.

MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 2)

So continuing on, let’s talk about what Max Davis says to me when he’s away from his so-called, “friends”.

I remember back in 2009, when my mane was as smooth as could be, that is, before Max forget to brush it.. but I’m getting off track, moving on, back in 2009, during the VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, Max let me inside the house, like he always would do, and we watched the show. When Taylor Swift was accepting her award Max was in the kitchen preparing him and I smoothies with vodka when suddenly Kanye West popped up on the stage.

….Part 3 CONTINUED soon.

MY BACKGROUND STORY

For centuries upon centuries, I have been lost. Max Davis, my owner has lost me. While he was traveling amongst the other wild creatures in the wood. He was accompanied by his “friends”, jacob (the designer of the Tumblr theme called Redux, the one that we all hate) and his other friend Kanye West. The funny thing is that he doesn’t even like them because when he used to be at home with me he used to talk about them all the time about how lame they are.

…Part 2 continued soon.

monroedean:

This looks like it’s been shot today times <3

monroedean:

This looks like it’s been shot today times <3

uniqueone:

I miss horses! #NobleHorseTheater #Chicago #Horse (Taken with Instagram at Noble Horse Theater)

uniqueone:

I miss horses! #NobleHorseTheater #Chicago #Horse (Taken with Instagram at Noble Horse Theater)

to-laugh-or-not-to-laugh:

“Most beautiful horse on earth.” ^^

to-laugh-or-not-to-laugh:

“Most beautiful horse on earth.” ^^