I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN HORSE
MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 6)

So I’m heading back to my stable, and all I here coming from this mansion is orgasms upon orgasms emitting from the bodacious, amative, admiringly arousing Amber Rose. Max’s orgasms sounds like he’s yelling HTML code.

He scream:

"<font color equals pound sign efff me efff effff me>"

" i’mma bouta java script dat asss up"

and then when he’s done, he says, "Baby, I think I need a <br>"


I’m just disappointed that Amber would do Kanye like dat. It’s all good doe. Because you know what happened next already. She wiff dat Wiz Khalifa now so it’s all good. 

Yeah, it’s all good.

…PART 7 TO BE CONTINUED.

are you and max still friends?
Anonymous

we half-bitches

My BACKGROUND STORY (PART 5)

I said to him, “Look bitch, Kanye never did anything to you, why you hate him?”

Max said, “I hate him because back in 2008 he didn’t incoporate my in his 808’s and Heartbreak album.”

I said, “BITCH, you better recognize what you have. You have an amazing life, and it will be amazing even if you were on his album”

Max said, “True. Oh man, oh god. I feel bad for him now, just look at his career, the new reports are going to be all over him.”

I said, “Well you know, it is what it is. What’s done is done.”

Max said, “True bitch. Now get outta da house. I have Amber Rose coming over later and I don’t want her to see your ugly bitch ass.”

*before I could say anything, Max had already pushed my big ass outta his big ass door.*


but if i could have said something, it would have been,

BITCH, YOU JUST APOLOGIZED ABOUT DOIN’ KANYE WRONG, NOW YOU GOT HIS BITCH IN DIS HOUSE.”


fuck you Max. ..you’re wrong. just plain wrong.

…..PART 6 CONTINUED LATER

MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 4)

So, while I was chillin in da modafockin mansion watching T.V.,

DIS BITCH MAX is still yelling at the Plasma screen sayingto me, 


"Y’know what I did right?"

I said, “No, what did you do bitch?”

He said, “Before the show, I told Kanye to get on the stage and interrupt whoever won if it wasn’t Beyonce.”

I said, “Why did you tell him to do that?”

He said, “Because bitch. The bitch is going to be up there on the stage lookinf dumb as fuck.”

I SAID, “MAXXX WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE DAMN FUCKIN CUNT FUCK ON THE BITCH FUCK CUNT FUCK MAX….

…that was wrong of you.”

He said, “Well I never really liked that bitch anyway…”

fuck you max.

…PART 5 TO BE CONTINUED


MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 3)

"MY BITCH KANYE!" exclaimed Max.

I said, “Max, don’t call him your bitch.”

Max replied, “I cal everyone my bitch, BITCH!”


and from that moment on, Max and I were bitches.

…Part 4 TO BE CONTINUED.

MY BACKGROUND STORY (PART 2)

So continuing on, let’s talk about what Max Davis says to me when he’s away from his so-called, “friends”.

I remember back in 2009, when my mane was as smooth as could be, that is, before Max forget to brush it.. but I’m getting off track, moving on, back in 2009, during the VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, Max let me inside the house, like he always would do, and we watched the show. When Taylor Swift was accepting her award Max was in the kitchen preparing him and I smoothies with vodka when suddenly Kanye West popped up on the stage.

….Part 3 CONTINUED soon.

MY BACKGROUND STORY

For centuries upon centuries, I have been lost. Max Davis, my owner has lost me. While he was traveling amongst the other wild creatures in the wood. He was accompanied by his “friends”, jacob (the designer of the Tumblr theme called Redux, the one that we all hate) and his other friend Kanye West. The funny thing is that he doesn’t even like them because when he used to be at home with me he used to talk about them all the time about how lame they are.

…Part 2 continued soon.

I’m a horse.

You dumb fuck.